by rottenboyz August 15, 2006
by Sebastian A. November 25, 2006
by jordamm April 6, 2006
The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson
Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?
by DontCallMe_TheCavalry January 10, 2020
Melinda may is an agents in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She has does once in season 6 or 7 but she is a loyal companion and lover of Phil coleson. Melinda has had the same training as agent romanoff and is about her level. She has travel in time, space and even went to a fear dimention. Melinda once loved agent grant ward until we found out he was a traitor, Melinda is one of the bets MCU characters ever….
“ hey have u ever heard of Melinda may “
“ oh yasss gurl she beet everyone a** “
“ agreed ..”
“ venom “
“ venom “
“ oh yasss gurl she beet everyone a** “
“ agreed ..”
“ venom “
“ venom “
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021
Melinda Gates as ugly as she is really got luck with a 2.4 billion dollar payout. Man she is truly coyote ugly.
by Lucky for Sure May 10, 2021
I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda
by Railingemharder March 5, 2019