Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021