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Grand Unified Micronational 

The second best micronational organization
The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

Micronut 

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.
Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."
Micronut by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

micronation

Any entity which has the appearance of being a sovereign state but isn't.

Micronations are usually created and maintained by one person or family. Many exist solely on the internet, or in the imagination of their creators. Some have a more corporeal existence, occupying a defined - albeit often tiny - geographical areas, and producing arefacts such as stamps, coins, banknotes, passports, medals and flags.

Micronations are generally viewed as eccentric and vaguely amusing by most external observers.

Micronations should not to be confused with microstates, which are small legitimate sovereign states such as the Vatican, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino.

Nor should they be confused with legitimate self-determination or secessionist groups, who are typically have many hundreds or thousands of active supporters.
Sealand, an abandoned World War 2 gun platform off the coast of Essex, is the world's best known micronation.
micronation by frankenheim March 24, 2009

migronauts

someone who works in space sometimes for extended periods. Originally used to refer to the former migrant workers turned astronauts.
In the future they will send migronauts to colonize the moon.
migronauts by menoji September 1, 2009

metronaut 

(noun) one who lives in a rural area, but frequently commutes to and explores the city.
Susie has an awesome ranch, but she's such a metronaut that she never enjoys it.
metronaut by Corbypants July 1, 2011

Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.
"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."
Micronation by Bman111 February 18, 2017