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Meatplug 

A person who is little better than a walking, talking wad of meat. One who does not try. A useless person.
I had to teach the first year students and they just sat there starting at me with slack jaws and empty eyes. It's a classroom full of meatplugs! I fear for the future and for myself.
Meatplug by Peefy May 15, 2010
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meatplunger 

an uncircumsized penis;When a guy inserts his dick into a girls vagina and the foreskin suctions to it like a plunger.
Nich has an nasty looking meatplunger, did you hear the noise it made last night , ew!
meatplunger by shockingjo January 5, 2014
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Meat-Plug 

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.
Meat-Plug by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

meatslugger 

one who slugs meat, ie fat cocks
stop get your hands out of his pants meatslugger
meatslugger by bigdickwilly November 24, 2002

meatplunger 

A penis that is circumsized, and is typically found on people with the name 'Mark".
I was in a skype call, and Mark went on video cam and showed me his meatplunger.
meatplunger by shocknz January 5, 2014

meatlugging 

The act of dragging two or more people who are willing to contribute to your meatriding into an argument you’re losing to initiate a verbal jumping session on the other person who is right.
Guy 1: That’s it! Since you wanna be such a smartass, I’ll get someone to prove my point!

Guy 2: Just accept that you’re obviously wrong, there isn’t shit you can do, stop meatriding this guy already

Guy 1: Oh yeah?

*Proceeds to summon Guy 3 and Guy 4*

Guy 1: Awh shit

Guy 5: Wow, that guy is meatlugging, I thought he was joking but he was serious about that stupid stuff?
meatlugging by WordPumper3000 April 23, 2023
retarded slow fatass gronckle in httyd owned by a fat pig
"Look there's the slowest and fattest dragon, meatlug!"
meatlug by veneet August 1, 2025
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