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ukrainian meatgrind 

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.
Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.
"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."
Meatgrinder by mdds1002 January 22, 2014
When two male individuals are grinding with one another face to face, meat on meat, peen on peen.
"Oh damn, check out those two guys doing a hardcore meatgrind!"
Meatgrind by sammy slamma jamma July 30, 2012

Russian Meatgrinder 

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.
"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"
Russian Meatgrinder by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'
Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."
Meatgrinder by Sorido May 14, 2006

Scottish meatgrinder 

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.
"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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