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Slang term used to describe (male) masturbation. Implying a cuffing motion with ones genitalia.

"Meatcuff" can also be used as: Meatcuffer, Meatcuffing, Cuff my/your/their meat, etc..
George sits around all day cuffin' his meat. What a meatcuffer.

Hey George, when you're done givin' yourself a Meatcuffin', let's go, we're late.
Meatcuff by DrGr33ne October 21, 2025
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meatpuff 

1. adj: (meetpuf) Discribing a person that is already half stupid, that does somthing to push them WAY over the dumb limit line.

2. adv: (meet puf) The act of sucking a penis as one would light a cigar.
1. ie; "Bro, I told you I put my but out in that bottle! Why would you take another sip?! What a Meatpuff!"

2. ie; "Man, that chick got me off so Quickly last night! She gave me the Meatpuff!"
meatpuff by boatboi August 16, 2010

meatbuffer 

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).
"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".
meatbuffer by thevoter December 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026