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Slang term used to describe (male) masturbation. Implying a cuffing motion with ones genitalia.

"Meatcuff" can also be used as: Meatcuffer, Meatcuffing, Cuff my/your/their meat, etc..
George sits around all day cuffin' his meat. What a meatcuffer.

Hey George, when you're done givin' yourself a Meatcuffin', let's go, we're late.
Meatcuff by DrGr33ne October 21, 2025
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meatpuff 

1. adj: (meetpuf) Discribing a person that is already half stupid, that does somthing to push them WAY over the dumb limit line.

2. adv: (meet puf) The act of sucking a penis as one would light a cigar.
1. ie; "Bro, I told you I put my but out in that bottle! Why would you take another sip?! What a Meatpuff!"

2. ie; "Man, that chick got me off so Quickly last night! She gave me the Meatpuff!"
meatpuff by boatboi August 16, 2010

meatbuffer 

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).
"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".
meatbuffer by thevoter December 5, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026