Slang term used to describe (male) masturbation. Implying a cuffing motion with ones genitalia.

"Meatcuff" can also be used as: Meatcuffer, Meatcuffing, Cuff my/your/their meat, etc..

George sits around all day cuffin' his meat. What a meatcuffer.

Hey George, when you're done givin' yourself a Meatcuffin', let's go, we're late.

Meatcuff by DrGr33ne October 21, 2025

Related Words

Meatcuff • meatbuffer • meat puff • meat muffin • Meat Coffee • meat duff • Meat Muffler • meat ruffle • meat scuffing

meatpuff

1. adj: (meetpuf) Discribing a person that is already half stupid, that does somthing to push them WAY over the dumb limit line.

2. adv: (meet puf) The act of sucking a penis as one would light a cigar.

1. ie; "Bro, I told you I put my but out in that bottle! Why would you take another sip?! What a Meatpuff!"

2. ie; "Man, that chick got me off so Quickly last night! She gave me the Meatpuff!"

meatpuff by boatboi August 16, 2010

meatbuffer

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).

"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".

meatbuffer by thevoter December 5, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026