Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).
"That brother says all women want him when he'snothing but a meatbuffer".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'