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1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long

2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.
I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.

She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.
by Organization XIII May 05, 2010

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