A Man With A Big Ass Dick
A Man Made Of Meat such as pork, or steak
What A Meat Man, He's Pork and Dick!
A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.
Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!
Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"