The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014
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The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.
Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!
by Mr. Heckler January 10, 2007
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A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.
Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!
by King Timmy B August 29, 2019
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1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.
Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."
by ogrck September 23, 2011
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when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"
I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...
by natedawg202 August 15, 2006
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Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.
by cwylie April 16, 2006
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When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."
by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020
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