When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019