that makes me have sex

A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

That makes me HAVE SEX

by Darc Matta July 10, 2017

have me

When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.

Yo sharaya, will you have me down that neck?

by PapaCopperpot August 12, 2017

you can have me

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

by Randy_417 July 3, 2007

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

by John Titor/Barrel December 1, 2017

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009