April 22, National Creampie Me Day

Day where you tell someone you like, or want, and they must give you a creampie.

Her: Hey, do you know what April 22 is?
Him: No, why?
Her: April 22, National Creampie Me Day!
Him: Awesome!

(Then he gives her a creampie)

by SnowBunnyQueen April 19, 2022

National Jin Hates Me Day

National Jin Hates Me Day!

I mean if jin met me he

would slap me.

jungguk: jin really hates me today
me: same. it’s because it’s 0228. It’s National Jin Hates Me Day!

by aseokjinstan October 16, 2019

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!

Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.

by swineeater November 27, 2021

by dab me up day October 7, 2021

she's my main dai-me

by antwan duncan September 1, 2003

this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .

i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.

by alyssa.420.69 April 12, 2018