McScrewed

When you go to McDonalds and your order comes back completely different from what you asked for and you have already left the drive thru.

Tom: What the fuck are you mad at man?
Jeff: Yo man that fucking stupid ass Mcdonalds server game me a filet 0 fish fucking sandwich instead of my Chicken sandwich
I ordered. Those fucking workers are so fucking dumb.
Tom: Hey pal guess what?
Jeff: What???
Tom: You just got McScrewed (laughing)
Jeff: Fuck you asshole!!!
Tom: Still Laughing.

McScrewed by Jeffrey S. October 20, 2005

mcgrewed 

to get beat by a tremendous amount. to get completely owned and to not even realize what happen. to get maliciously powned and get left broken and sorrowed.

Adam: What just happened? Did I just get owned that bad?

Aaron: You didn't just get owned, you got Mcgrewed. That is even worse. Don't ever show your face around here again, you are a disgrace!

Adam: whaaaaaa? (continuous crying and sobbing)

mcgrewed by Shades McGrew October 6, 2005

McCreedy's pub jig 

This is one of the dirtiest moves in a bar fight! Ussually done when the opponent is both unaware of the assanign onslaught about to ensue and sitting at the bar with his back turned.
The McCreedy's pub jig is performed as thus: your opponent is sitting at the bar of his favored pub, when two of your friends walk up on either side of him and pretend to order drinks. At this point you (if so inclinded) get a running start and slam ones elbow into the base of the back of their head and drive it down to the bar as you and one of you friends on either side help to hold him down as the third of your party climbs onto the bar an begins to forcefully stomp the back of his head into the bar.

(Named for the irish pub the event first took place)

"Connor", "Beck" and me decided to dance the McCreedy's pub jig fer ol' Pete after he called "connor's" mah a fithly highland pig fucker.

McCreedy's pub jig by jason border July 18, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012