Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
by Ronald Gilligan May 18, 2008
An impish Irishman who is overly proud of his heritage; reminiscent of a braggart leprechaun. A joker and a trixter, will steal, lie or cheat to gain any amount of treasures.Often speaks in riddles and acts tough to compensate for small stature.
"That little guy came out of nowhere, jumped me for five bucks and ran away laughing!"
"What can you do. He's a Mckee."
"What can you do. He's a Mckee."
by Alister_v November 29, 2010
by BPfan420 August 1, 2003
The best last name ever created. It characterizes the person with this last name as extremely good looking with a very large package, and most people with this last name have exceeding well skills in most sports but blossom at the sport of basketball. Girls and boys want to be with a person with a last name of McKee
by Baller_11 November 17, 2004
by skillz October 11, 2004
The bassist for imagine dragons and the most awesome person in the world. He's really cool and funny and likes cats.
If you haven't heard of him you should
If you haven't heard of him you should
by Darkyn October 29, 2018
by JudoMckee November 2, 2013