McDive 

Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.

Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!

Student 2: I got this!

*student 2 McDives*

Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!

*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*

McDive by Licking Sally April 2, 2013

McDivitt 

A term that describes any person who is depressed and manic at the same time. They may seem sad yet appreciate discussion, or perhaps distant yet vulnerable when they're present.

A McDivitt can be confused with a bipolar person, the difference being that bipolar people don't usually have manic and depressive symptoms concurrently while a McDivitt often does.

Bipolar with rotating periods of mania and depression is much more common.

Be kind to a McDivitt as they're actually emotional and extremely reliable, even if their apathetic and dramatic behaviors might lead you to believe otherwise.

Man, that girl is definitely a McDivitt. One minute she was telling me about feeling hopeless and the next she was listing memes like a machine gun.

McDivitt by 2.615074 July 8, 2022

McDiet 

Diet consisting of McDonald's food for every meal plus snacks. Usually used by fat idiots who don't know any better then sue McDonalds for their own stupidity.

The brutal McDiet sucked away the rest of his money, health, and dignity.

McDiet by Turkey Sandwich August 7, 2005

mcdies 

slang for macdonalds

I can't eat mcdies nemore! :(

mcdies by Nig G June 9, 2007

McIver 

Best person ever. Trust this person. If you are rude you are no longer this persons friend. They are very smart and beautiful.

#mciver will you please not be so sound

McIver by McIver October 13, 2018

McNiven

the last name of my cute ass country girl who temporarily lives in Montana bc we fucked and drank but we will always be "children of the lord!!!!!!"

Ragan- McNiven, what a Child of the Lord!

McNiven by Woof Woof Bitch November 1, 2021

Mcgiver Diver

Man on top of the bed while woman is on the floor laid out with ass open wide. The man on the bed jumps off the bed trying to put his dick in the girls ass.

Bobby tried the Mcgiver Diver and broke his dick

Mcgiver Diver by Mcgiver is a lie May 26, 2009