by Morbono January 23, 2006
A Scottish fuck who has a fetish for slapping you wherever their hands can make contact with bare skin. Be warned, this creature disguises themselves very easily and may even be lurking as one of your own friends. Don’t trust a word these shits say or they will ram it back up your ass.
Although, if you come across a nice McCready, then things may still turn out in your favour and you should make sure your take care of them. You need to water and feed your McCready. They are normally nocturnal creatures of the night and will stay up way past their bed time so you have to slap them in the head with a frying pan and they will be out like a light.
If you manage to train said McCready, then they are very loyal and will beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Very vicious animals
Although, if you come across a nice McCready, then things may still turn out in your favour and you should make sure your take care of them. You need to water and feed your McCready. They are normally nocturnal creatures of the night and will stay up way past their bed time so you have to slap them in the head with a frying pan and they will be out like a light.
If you manage to train said McCready, then they are very loyal and will beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Very vicious animals
Shit man... this McCready sure is vicious. It slapped my thigh on the train so hard, tha people with an ASMR fetish just jizzed in their pants
by Bastard gremlin February 12, 2019
Them people piss me off, "Mother McCready"!!!!!!!
by Ollieman March 31, 2011
Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.
by kansassharp November 29, 2016