A no good piece of shit husband/father. Mentally abusive manipulative pos that doesnt want anyone around him to be satisfied or happy and will do anything to make you miserable and secluded from the rest of the world. Ugly with small penis and no friends.
Elijah McClintock is a lovable person that may be dealing with something but always has time to listen to others. An Elijah McClintock is understanding, funny, considerate, charismatic, and and great companion. He is the kind of person to over think situations but in the end makes the correct decisions. He will always be there no matter how rough times get for him or for you. He is the perfect boyfriend and best friend. If you ever find an Elijah McClintock hold on tight to him and never let go.
When your date spills a Big Mac on you, leaving "Special Sauce" stains at inappropriate places on your clothing. The name relates to the Clinton-Lewinski scandal where presidentialsemen stains were found on Lewinski's clothing. You are not having sexual relations with this burger.