When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
by Coach Scoob Bean March 4, 2019
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Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011
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A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
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1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
by Mint Z November 2, 2008
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Compound word of half man, half amazing.

Word created by LeeAnna and Matthew.
A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.

" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."

Bawk bawk.
by pamyoumanatee! August 6, 2011
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When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.
I mayonnaised him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.
by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021
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The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
by Mayonnaise Master December 2, 2005
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