by Wonktaht July 11, 2014
A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012
A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
by chyeahyeah11 June 12, 2014
Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.
A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.
by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
by Assex 776 August 30, 2007
by Shpoon April 15, 2009
Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
by Adam De Ville October 2, 2007