The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do
by Charlie694 April 18, 2015
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A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.
by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
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A neighborhood in Philadelphia that is tough as shit. If u talk shit on Mayfair u get fucked up. Every weekend we get fucked up with kids from many other neighborhoods. This is because Mayfair is the shit. Jeans Pizza1
Hey Tony i just called Mayfair bitches.
Mayfair Pennsylvania?
yea
U did what?
Smack
Thats what u get for talking shit on Mayfair bitch
by ndsbvdnsbvhd March 23, 2011
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A cheap disgusting Vodka under $15 for a half gallon usually consumed by blistering Alcoholics.(Nikolai, Jacquinn's, Vladimir, Crown Russe)
At the stroke of 9am the hardcore alcoholics lined up outside of the liquor store demand their Mayfair Mouthwash in order to progress with their daily duties and cease their Delirium tremens.
by RoDizzleYerNizzle August 19, 2015
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To start a riot; to violently run around in hopes of causing harm to someone, just like the riot that happened at Mayfair Mall in Milwaukee.
Not cool dude, im bout to go mayfair on you!

Oh no! that was some crazy shit that happened over there man im screwed!
by marquaaaaa January 4, 2011
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Lower Mayfair is located in NE Philly. People say its Wissinoming but theyre wrong. Often shortened to LMFR1. LMFR consists of some of the toughest kids in philly and all we do is drink beers smoke some shit and dip on bauls who tlk shit. LMFR is where the big dogs bark and we run tacony too. Mongolia and Wiss are our spots so fuck wit us. And Scumerton shakes when they hear LMFR1
Wnna drink up SMT tonight? Fuck na Lower Mayfairs where its at
by LMFR1 January 15, 2011
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the most boring place ever. prisioners dont even want to be jailed in there. they torture kids there . its h*ll in the shape of the school
kid 1 : yo, me and my sister are moving

kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
by dntbeah8tr010 November 14, 2011
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