Maxsje 

One bad ass mothafucka who will fuck you up if you try to fuck him over but if you're a girl and you'd like to fuck with him he'll take you and fuck the fuck out of your fucking fuckhole.

Maxsje is gonna fuck you up bro!

Maxsje by GodlikeAC130 September 16, 2010

Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.

That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.

Maxsexual by Crepprr March 31, 2021

masjed 

a place were muslims pray

boy: mom, i'm going to the masjed to pray Esha', you want anything on my way back?

mother: no nothing, God bless you son.

masjed by jellyfish_07 August 30, 2006

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

Maxsexual by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

maxscene 

someone who is emo to the full.

hey look its maxscene

maxscene by Kyle879456123 November 6, 2006

Maxje 

Maxje is someone who spends lots of time on boys and things like that. It's a girl who wants attention as much as she can get, and it doesn't matter from which boy.

ur a maxje, you kissed like 4 dudes last night

Maxje by D-boy from Nicki March 9, 2010

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

Maxsexual by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020