Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.
McDonalds Cashier: "What can I get for you today sir?"
Max McMuffins: "A McMuffin you dumb bitch."
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