Max is a can be annoying and an idiot but in the end you will learn to appreciate him. Max doesn't really think before he acts so he winds up getting into some trouble. He has an amazing personality that you will learn to love. Once you get to now him you either think he's nice or you hate him. He loves Anime, video games, comics, music, and is an amazing drawer. He is a total nerd and geek. He is amazing at so many different things that include, playing instruments, running, drawing, and being an athlete. Once your friends with him you do not want to let him go. He is a unique and special person who always keeps their word for something. You will never know what type of adventures you will wind up in with him from traveling through the sewers to climbing dangerous mountians.
"Max just cheered me up today"
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Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
by The Van Man May 29, 2006
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a really hot and sexy guy who is an amazing friend. He is always there for you and can helpyou out of any depressive state. He will keep your secrets and never lie to you. He is super sexy and loves to kiss. He has a very nice body and when he takes you in his arms you feel safe, like he could save you from the whole world. He is loveable and charming. His music taste is small yet good. He usually listens to the RHCP. His favourite people are John Frusciante and Jade Buckley who he loves dearly. In short he is Max.
sexy, beautiful, brave, hot, loving, jade, sex, horny, awesome, incredible, damnsexy, Max.
by Binxjade September 21, 2011
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What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*
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The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.
Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.
by mmYumTomatoes April 15, 2008
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Hi max do you want some food?
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A big poopy butt who will eat you when he gets the chance. He’s a nice guy...but he’s a cannibal. His favorite thing to do is to eat potato chips. He likes watchin swoozie on YouTube. If he was a Pokémon he would be Pikachu.
Cassidy: Oh my goodness!!! It’s max!!
Alexis: Oh that poopy butt? You deserve better
by The Idiotic Waffle July 8, 2020
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