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The most incredible, unknown miracle of the Univers. It started billion years ago, with the Big Bang Theory.
eg1. Look at the sky! What d'you see? It's plane, it's a bird? ... No... Is Mause, it's a Mauseome thing.

eg2. Hey, i saw your bff today. He's nothing like Mause. there's no other like Mause.
by Anffs June 22, 2010

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A state of mind where one finds oneself to be utterly freaked out and/or nauseated at an event, person or object yet entirely amused at the same time
“The whole thing was a total mause”.

“You are a big mauser!!”

“Ugh. I am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.

“Please stop adding salt to that McMuffin, you are making me mauseous”.

“Stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”
by kittyragooda June 02, 2009

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