mauricio is actually a dumbass annoying kid that like to say the most random shit in the whole world, but he can be smart sometimes
by roggy doggy February 10, 2017
A Mofo gay guy with no mofo gainzz to show
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
*at the gym*
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
by HydroMen March 4, 2016
A bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and thinks he’s good at everything but is not don’t be a Mauricio
by George applebaum May 5, 2020
Mauricio is an asshole he doesn’t know how to keep a girl and is an asshole. People who are named Mauricio are typically man whores.
by MyDefinitionsAreCorrect June 17, 2019
Self centered narcissistic cheating Mexican who wastes his time getting into fights on facebook post comments. A Fuckboi.
Mauricio is hooking up with Madeline, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Maria in the same week, he's such a fuckboi.
by One of his Bitches May 4, 2017
by YeetusTeetusBoBeetus December 8, 2019
mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.
by sexiest person alive <3 February 5, 2021