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Noun: An extremely sensitive, but hairy hobbit like creature affected by an acute genetic condition that generally affects the lower half of the body. Symptoms may include general shrinkage of male organs, wearing of a maid's outfit, dropping off the face of the Earth, and the total and irreversible loss of all HALO skill.
Dude, that guy totally sucks at HALO ... what a Maudib.
Maudib by The Q May 3, 2005
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Only the coolest person on the world, but they cant really spell to well. yet everyone wants to be a maudie.
wow my life sucks, i wish i was a maudie.
Maudie by mnisbet10 December 13, 2010
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the nickname or clan name of nelson mandela. he is often reffered to as madiba especially in south africa. a truly great man whom without many people feel there would have been a civil war

madiba magic- term used to any event that he attends or is associated with. the warm feeling that one gets when you see the old man smiling

Madiba beliver - people who belive that he is great
did you hear Madiba turned 90 recently?

Everyone at the event could feel the madiba magic

I'm a Madiba beliver
Madiba by ultramel October 7, 2008

A poète maudit 

A poète maudit (French: accursed poet) is an expression to describe an artist with a tortured soul or living a life outside society. The term came from the French literature into wider usage since Verlaine's anthology, now used everywhere, Originally it was used just for the writers but then it became a name for artists in general whose lives and art are outside or against their society or Abuse of drugs and alcohol, insanity, or even for creative artists or their work insufficiently appreciated by contemporaries; unsung, undeservedly neglected...
# Basquiat was famous in the art world. Drugs, drink, and sex, then devastated, his genius. He died of a drug overdose, his unhappy story turn to the myth of the poète maudit.

# My neighbor is a real poète maudit, he has been writing music for 20 years but still unappreciated despite his talent, now he gets depressed...

# Kurt Cobain was a soulful, charming, talented, a sublime poète maudit whose every waking moment was a rebellion against the world around him.

# Look this guy on the bridge with his guitar and a bottle of J&B!! Ha Ha!! Looks like a poète maudit!
A poète maudit by A poet modee September 28, 2009
A pretty girl with a beautiful smile who is funny and makes people laugh often,she can be antisocial at times but is friendly most of the time.
Maudia is so funny.
Maudia by Joke44 September 25, 2018
bone in the face - the one that your chin is attached to; lower jaw
dude... I smashed his mandible!
mandible by Bocaj Esuorps October 25, 2006

Mandible Pound 

During sex in the missionary position you put your fingers in the females mouth and clasp the jaw.
You then use this purchase as a holding point to pound away at your lucky partner.

Can also be done while going at it doggy style. Making it the "Rear Mandible Pound"
Guy 1: So you get lucky with that girl last night.
Guy 2: Man, she was a filthy bitch. Made me mandible pound her. Then said she liked to be choked out.
Guy 1: Sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah. So then I switched to the Rear Mandible Pound for more leverage.
Mandible Pound by Larsonary August 12, 2010