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One with a lot of Tattoos...Who enjoys midget porn...and a good kick in the balls. Mattmiesters natural envirnment is Fort Lauderdale. He can be seen stumbling around the fort lauderdale strip attemting to breed any given weekend night
We were walking down the strip and out it jumped from a dark alley... it was a wild Mattmiester
by Todd42012 March 11, 2011