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A faggot who has never had a girlfriend in his life and will never have one. He lies all of the time and wants to be fudge-packed by Albert Wesker. Also likes to inflict pain on little girls with his Indiana Jones whip and boomerang uni-brow. He suffers from masochism. He also likes to throw puppies and guinea pigs off of cliffs.
Worst insult ever? That kid is such a Matthew Gregory.
by Bobbyo1313666 September 18, 2011

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