You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?
by totessochmeeds February 29, 2012
Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008
The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.
Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.
by lonelylover1 July 18, 2012
by donny matlock August 26, 2007
A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
by tylermc234 July 12, 2008
bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot
by the queen of anarchy September 22, 2007
Jaime Matlock. She is pretty and shy on the outside and loud on the inside. Very creative, sweet, and honest. Sometimes she can be to honest. She is loving and caring but also has a mind of her own. She doesn’t just blow up but if you annoy her then you better watch!
by JMat❤️ November 13, 2017