Mathieu fortin is a fat blond dude that’s really funny yet he sucks a lot of dick. He has no friends yet he keeps playing games for fuckn losers. Stay away from him ladies he only likes (furries)!!!
by YvAkPPnibba October 2, 2019
Mathieu is kind, caring and romantic. Usually a family man with big dreams for true love. Although he exudes a very energetic nature, overall he is very patient and logical to get exactly what he wants. The sweetest man a woman can have by her side. Incredibly attractive and smart, he tends to get a lot of women’s attention, but once he has found the one, he will never let go and his heart will be hers forever. He is possessive of what he consider is his. He tends to obsess about his woman and wants to know every little things about her and what she likes. He is driven and appears sure of himself, even if on the inside he isn’t so confident and is often actually quite shy. Very ambitious, he might seem not so reliable at times, because he is so focused on his success so that he can share it with the people he loves most, however you can always reach out to him if in need and he will be there to listen to you and warm your heart. A curious dreamer full of energy, he always finds a way to turn his weirdness and quirky behavior into something charming. He can be very frustrating at time, since communicating and exchanging with him can often feel like your are talking with an alien, but once you start understanding his true authentic self, you will have soulmate forever.
Look at Mathieu day dreaming once again.
by Aka1234 November 23, 2021
Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!
Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"
by the popos May 31, 2009
an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell
by chickenstripsboii December 6, 2018
Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.
During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.
by Urban Dictionary August 1, 2023
Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.
"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."
by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023
a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.
You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!
by sks18 October 27, 2011