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Matesprit 

A Matespritship is a term in the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie. It is one of four quadrants in Troll Romances, others being Kismesis, Auspistice, and Moirail.

This is the only type of Troll Romances that resembles Human Romance. It is also one of two that deal with reproduction of Trolls. It is also called the "Flushed Quadrant" and is represented by the Heart: <3

It is entirely based on love and attraction towards the partner, as it is in the Redrom half of Troll Romances.

It is sometimes known to flail between Kismesis and Matesprit, causing a rocky relationship for young Trolls.
Known Matesprit relationships include:

Terezi and Karkat
Feferi and Sollux
Possibly John and Vriska
Matesprit by VocalMetroid November 3, 2011
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matespritship 

A romantic relationship between two individuals with the intention of sexual gratification/procreation. The closest human equivalent is 'to be in love'.

A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.

Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).
Mom and Dad are in a matespritship.

Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.

Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.
Mesprit is a small, gray, fairy-like Pokémon. It has two tails that each have a red jewel encrusted in them. These are, presumably, two of the jewels which comprise the Red Chain. Mesprit has a partially magenta face with four long, drooping appendages and another red gem encrusted in its forehead.

Mesprit's spirit can leave its body without dying and return to the body at will. Legends say that a person that touches it will have their emotions completely drained away. Mesprit was highly feared due to it punishing those who disrespect it; Mesprit will throw their emotions into disarray. Mesprit is said to have taught humans the ability to feel sorrow, pain, and joy. It was shown in The Needs of the Three! and The Battle Finale of Legend! that it can teleport itself, as well as other Pokémon and humans. Though playful, it is a bit mischievous. Mesprit is known as "The Being of Emotion". Mesprit and the other lake guardians have the power to calm Dialga/Palkia should the deity be enraged. In Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Mesprit is shown to be capable of speech via telepathy.

Mesprit and the other lake guardians are the only known Pokémon capable of learning the move Mystical Power.
Mesprit is an amazing Pokemon, I love it
Mesprit by Shiny_Kai September 16, 2023
A super talented vampire who stole the heart of a mad scientist. An awesome father to his starving fairy and secret agent assassin. An amazing friend who is also incredible at playing Paladins, Ace Attorney, Fire Emblem and Undertale. Awesome at singing and playing the piano <3. Je T'aime toujour darling.
Mesprit may not be a prize, but he is certainly priceless ;P
Mesprit by BethanyXuDee2019 May 21, 2020

mateshit 

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.
Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor
mateshit by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009
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