Materiwell 

To have all of ones material desires fulfilled. To be finacially sound regarding mortgages, car payments, etc...

Joe: You hear Jane got that iPod she's always wanted?
Jack: No way! Now she's really materiwell.

Materiwell by Hoffmaster January 13, 2008

materwelon 

A reverse watermelon

Guy 1: Hey want a slice of materwelon?

Guy 2: What did you just say?

materwelon by anonymous September 14, 2020

materwelon 

A water melon where its pink on the outside and green on the inside.

Girls on photoshop: i can’t wait to make myself prettier.

guys: let’s make a materwelon

materwelon by Джо September 21, 2020

MaterielSpirit 

A spirit in the material world.

MaterielSpirit killed c0mentary with headshot from P-90.

MaterielSpirit by MaterielSpirit January 19, 2003

materiallll.gworllll 

Blew up because she made a video abt making a Josh fp and seeing if there were simps but other then that she’s so sweet and nice!

materiallll.gworllll Is so funny she deserves to blow up

materiallll.gworllll by Crazyyyyyyychick123456789 January 25, 2022

materiel girl 

the girl who is a baddie and knows what she is worth. fashsionista she is a queen to others she is a bad girl purr

materiel girl by sassy Santana

materiel girl by I Am the materail May 4, 2022

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel 

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel by Stonecool October 23, 2017