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Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmakingright there
Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

skill based matchmaking 

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.
You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”
skill based matchmaking by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.
GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

Dauntless matchmaking in progress 

The embodiment of we can’t get you into a game so just wait maybe you’ll get into one maybe you won’t we don’t know
Bro you ever just sit in dauntless matchmaking in progress?
Yes everytime during major hours

MatchBoxing 

The act or the decision to use Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.

Exact vocal pitch to all 90's alternative rock songs.
1)Zach-"iss three ay em I muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh

I said beaiibeeeahh"

Jav- Zach stop matchboxing I'm trying to go to bed man.

2) Jav- How does that 90s rock song go again?

Drew- I dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.
MatchBoxing by Javi1 February 24, 2013

matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active
The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.