dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/
by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009
Get the Matching carpetsmug. by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
Get the curtains match the carpetmug. If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."
Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?
Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.
by Glenwood October 1, 2006
Get the drapes match the carpetmug. A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017
Get the do the curtains match the carpetmug. by Chody May 27, 2003
Get the do the drapes match the carpetmug. Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
Get the Carpet Match the Drapesmug. by quamp March 24, 2007
Get the carpet matches the drapesmug.