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mas-tur-pooh

(mās'tur-pooh)

alt: "masturpoo; masturpoooh; mastarpoo; mastarpooh; mastarpoooh"

-noun
1. the abstractly modified stool created while its depositor was masturbating.

-verb
1. the act of masturbating while defecating.

2. the reciprocal act of masturbating with one's partner while mutually defecating.
-noun
"Good golly bro, I absolutely must find a toilet as soon as possible! Got to drop a hefty masturpooh!"

-verb
"That's awfully kind of you, but I'd rather masturpooh this weekend, thank you."

-verb "
Oh, we had the most romantic evening - it was almost poetic! We even masturpoohed!"
by Terrence-Cat October 11, 2010
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