Masturburnate 

Staying inside and masturbating while hibernating during the frigid winter months.

I used to hate being stuck indoors during the winter. Now I just masturburnate until March!

Masturburnate by aidsburger November 18, 2010

masturbernation 

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

masturbernation by Sinderton April 16, 2011

masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.

Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.

masturbanate by beaver and bunghole August 6, 2010