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Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbationist 

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.
That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationist 

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.
I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by FouyA August 15, 2003

masturbationism 

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.
John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.
masturbationism by calatation July 13, 2022

Anti Masturbationists 

A person who is against masturbation and who campaigns against it.
the main arguments put forward these anti masturbationists, are that its a selfish act.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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