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Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbationist 

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.
That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationist 

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.
I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by FouyA August 15, 2003

masturbationism 

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.
John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.
masturbationism by calatation July 13, 2022

Anti Masturbationists 

A person who is against masturbation and who campaigns against it.
the main arguments put forward these anti masturbationists, are that its a selfish act.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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