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Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbationist 

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.
That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationist 

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.
I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by FouyA August 15, 2003

masturbationism 

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.
John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.
masturbationism by calatation July 13, 2022

Anti Masturbationists 

A person who is against masturbation and who campaigns against it.
the main arguments put forward these anti masturbationists, are that its a selfish act.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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