Artificial stimulus of genital organs
Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation

by Ryan Gives June 19, 2007

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A friendly reminder that ur still single
"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
by Captain NippleFuzz February 17, 2009

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The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't
"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"

"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"

"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
by Dr Phew August 14, 2011

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The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.
I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.
by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 17, 2010

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The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.
"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"
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Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.
by J Boy August 23, 2009

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something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
brb gotta go masturbate
by sycop August 12, 2005

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