National Masturbate Day

It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!

Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!

by Braylen215 April 13, 2018

World Masturbate Day

World masturbate day is on April 21. People can ask for someone else nude for masturbate purpose.

Imma gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is World Masturbate day!

by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020

International street masturbation day

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.

Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*

by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018

National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

by ttettettet April 26, 2021

National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 13, 2022

Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali March 15, 2016