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1.
The act of giving oneself a blowjob
Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.

by Ishmail May 30, 2008
 
2.
One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.
Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!

Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?

Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!
by P. Quigley May 15, 2011