5 definitions by Ishmail

Imitatio

When one's lover tries to imitate a blowjob they've seen in a porno

Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and I were watching porn last night and she gave me a blowjob just like the chick in the movie. It was sweet.

Todd: Yeah man, that's imitatio. It's my favorite.

by Ishmail May 30, 2008

Apples to Apples

An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler

by Ishmail January 4, 2007

Masturbatio

The act of giving oneself a blowjob

Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.

by Ishmail May 30, 2008

Dedicatio

When even after 10 minutes of head you haven't cum, yet your lover keeps on going.

Rick: Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me head for 20 minutes and I just couldn't cum it was weird, but she still kept going.

Francis: That's truly dedicatio.

by Ishmail May 30, 2008

Jew claw

A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.

Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away

by Ishmail May 9, 2006