Top Definition
An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.
" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."
by C. Albano October 25, 2008
you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.
"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."
by Ickmodomonomomo August 16, 2008

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