Mastercheifing

Verb-
A. Mastebating while playing halo (1, 2 , or 3, because wars sux).
B. owning at halo.
C. being epic in any way, shape or form.

in-game kid: Hay Guyz im mastercheifing it up in my pants!
other kid: GROSS!

OMG i am SOOO mastercheifing *killionare*

im soooo mastercheifing *<<< chuck norris talking, of coarse*

Mastercheifing by the cheifer November 27, 2010

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masturchiefing

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.

Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"

masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

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Mastercheifing • masturchiefing

Masterchiefing

Verb; When one breaks up his or her weed on the case of any game in the Halo series. i.e. Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, etc.

DOOOOOOODE, we totally broke up some DANK ASS SHIT on Halo 3 last night and we were Masterchiefing the fuck out of it!

Masterchiefing by BITTERwork May 14, 2011

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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