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massagemosis 

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.
I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.
massagemosis by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007
Where you have an theoretical orgasm over the band '30 Seconds to Mars'
OMG! MARS's new song totally gave me a Marsgasm!
Marsgasm by Echelon Fever September 26, 2010

text massages 

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage
"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

Massahampshire 

A pejorative term used to describe the southern region of New Hampshire (sometimes just the region of the state that is south of Manchester and east of Milford including the Merrimack Valley and Seacost) with the notion that it is turning into Massachusetts due to the large number of former Massachusetts residents moving there. The term denotes the idea that Massachusetts residents are causing NH taxes to be raised and a "nanny state" to be formed simply by being there. To much contrast, most Massachusians in NH are far right-wingers who come to NH as tax refugees.

A similar phenomenon would be "New Yorkticutt", the notion that the western part of Connecticut has been turned into a mini-New York city by moving there.
Person 1: New Hampshire?! More like MASSAHAMPSHIRE! With all of these Massachusetts people moving here we might as well let Massachusetts annex Rockingham and Hillsborough counties!

Person 2: Actually, the Massachusians are the only reason NH is still Republican, dumbass.
Massahampshire by 603explorer February 23, 2010

Mastogasm 

The act of two people (prefersbly male). One male in the doggy style position with and erect penis, and another male with and erect penis to insert his penis into the others anus thrusing in and out. The male receiving the penis now has to finger the givers anus. The male giving it has to masturbate the others penis.
Scott & Tom you guys have to have mastogasm!
Mastogasm by clit123 August 1, 2012

mashgasm 

David had a mashgasm with your mom's mashed potatoes.
mashgasm by iheartidaho September 8, 2007