A person or an instrument that during times of plague or pandemic provides for the perceived desire for intense but short term physical pleasuring

by stimulation of and / or with the use of hygienic face-coverings .
". . Many a good man has fallen from grace to the sinful pleasuring afforded by a Maskwhisk"

. . " Pay no heed to the false prophets who gurn with the passion only when in the fervent grip of the maskwhisk."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
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