by jeremyspearout January 11, 2007
When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008
When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006
Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009
Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.
Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
by The Onion February 13, 2005
The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 March 12, 2014
by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009