Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.
Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.