Mascist

An oppressive person or dictator who forces, badgers, cajoles, or coerces other people to attend Catholic Mass.

Weekend houseguests at my father in-law's home realize early Sunday morning that he is a raging Mascist.

Not content to attend church alone, Robert resorts to his old Mascist tendencies.

My boss is such a Mascist that he always tells me on Friday that he looks forward to seeing me at the early service on Sunday.

Mascist by Buzz Writeyear February 5, 2008

masicist

How a dumbass spells masochist.

Like me.

Hey Julie, I was watching like, this show about dudes that hit each other with leather whips and car keys...they dig pain because it gives them boners. I think they are called masicists.

masicist by Pen-name December 19, 2004

masdisturbing 

To use a truly disturbing image as wank fodder.

I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.

masdisturbing by Anonymous submissions February 9, 2017

J Mascis 

The worlds greatest guitarist. Frontman of the largley influential rock group Dinosaur Jr. Has other side projects such as J Mascis and The Fog and Broken Mascis scene.

You may be good,but you're no J Mascis.

J Mascis by jerjemy July 4, 2006

Masistrain 

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.

Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.

Masistrain by Jon Wu May 12, 2008

Macist 

Practicer of Macism.

He was such a macist.

Macist by Dr.Delete October 21, 2004

Macist 

Related to the term Fascist, a Macist purchases and displays their Apple products with an air of superiority to others around them. Macists don't realize how blindly they buy into corporate ideology. Macists internalize the advertised aesthetic of progress and happiness and ignore others around them.

Always a serious Macist, Julie bought the new iPod. She also bought the newest soft case to cover it. Once home, Julie used it listen to Dave Matthews while operating her iGasChamber--part of the iGenocide kit.

Macist by Mark Roop December 7, 2010