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Masciale 

A native gypsy prevention practice created by the Jewish population of Venice, Italy whereupon a poorly made sandwich (usually coated in a thick layer of expired dressing) is placed in the pouch assumed to behold one's wallet. Though hungry, the gypsies object violently when discovering this atrocious combination of nutella and salami. The wallet goes unscathed, deeming the Masciale prevention tactic a successful one at that.
yo that gypsy get atcho shit? nah, i pulled a Masciale
Masciale by Limoncello January 7, 2012
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mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California more about a gimmick than illiterate Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct and the first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on TV and the river from Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible and subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already with multi-year competent likely referencing TTCM, falling after hours(?)! (and maybe by as many as six(?)! California opened just saved Already! you!!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021
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mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible streams-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are. Analysis of the conversation does not reveal what the mascale's actual intent is.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California as my grandfather was illiterate friends with Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on LA Times created a feature naming the ranch Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already. Plans are easily said becoming better known. Multi-year TTCM, falling after and maybe by as many as six(?)! , yoy! incompetent allusions are likely about California just today: Saved Already!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021

Masciarelli

Name for bad ass Italian hottie. Naturally a smart ass. Never lets anyone use as door mat. Always loyal and true to people. The best person to have your back. Honest and bad ass.

Can excel at wit and has ass to back it. Never argues a point unless knows they will win. Always gets what they want. Aggressive, demanding and brutally honest. Loyal.
Did you see her body? That is some Masciarelli looking babe!

Better behave or I will get all Masciarelli on you!
Masciarelli by dagobitch May 16, 2011

Marcialee 

A mother, a wife, a kindhearted soul.
A woman by the name of Marcialee
Marcialee by Marcialee February 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026