Maryvale Prep 

the most awesomest school ever! we rock the gym meet and are way cooler than the NDP girls!!!!!!!

NDP girl: where do you go to school?
Maryvale prep girl: Maryvale
NDP girl: you suck ewwwww! and you stole the gym meet from us! and your not as cool as us!
Maryvale prep girl: well we do it better so HA! and we get the calvert hall boys and we are WAY cooler than you

Maryvale Prep by ilovehollister22 September 15, 2010

Maryvale Preparatory 

A small, all-girl Catholic school for grades 6-12, Maryvale ends up being completely undefinable. With traditions such as Spirit Week, Gym Meet, Senior Sleepover in the Castle and a whole bunch of other wacky things that make it wierd and fun, the wool-skirted and red-blazered girls rock the house. NDP would be the major rivals of the school, and any Maryvale girl can tell you that the Maryvale Lions do it right, despite what the Blazers may think about us. Besides, we all know our uniforms are the best. Maryvale is unique and totally awesome! We love food and we love being completely and totally awkward. Only at Maryvale do your teachers and classmates know your life's story, even if they didn't ask for it at all. By the time you graduate, you can pretty much write a book about every person in your class.

Q: Why'd you decide to come to Maryvale Preparatory?
A: 'Cause of the Castle, duh.
Q: Sweet, a Castle. (thinks: I wish my school had a Castle.) So how long did you attend Maryvale?
A: 7 years and proud of it, baby!
Q: Seven years. (passes out 'cause of the proceeding awkwardly amazing stories that are being told)

Maryvale Preparatory by pink-yellow-07 70's December 2, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004